You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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