bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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