If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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