Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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