is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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