Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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