Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
soo... how was my night?
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