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• (214): View more from Texas

  your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.

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  we're not divorced.

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  I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.

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• (415): View more from California

  You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang

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  her vagina just converted me to Judaism.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.

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