Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.