I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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