i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
