Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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