It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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