Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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