Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Woke up backwards on a recliner
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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