No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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