Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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