Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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