yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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