I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
handjob tips. give me some.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.