dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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