Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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