I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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