you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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