I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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