road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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