Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need to calm my uterus...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Randomize
