Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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