I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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