her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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