Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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