we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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