She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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