the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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