Pregnant stripper...not hot.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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