He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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