what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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