I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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