High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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