nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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