How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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