He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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