Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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