He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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