I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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