Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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