White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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