we're blogging at a bar
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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