What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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