I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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