You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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