That's when you crack a 10am beer
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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