U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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