I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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