By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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