On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can text with my tongue
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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